RETURNING RECORD INTO

This is an idea for an enhancement to the PL/SQL syntax.

If I have the following declaration:

DECLARE
  in_record mytable%ROWTYPE;
  out_record mytable%ROWTYPE;
BEGIN

I can do this:

  INSERT INTO mytable VALUES in_record;

I can also do this:

  UPDATE mytable SET ROW = in_record WHERE ...;

I can do this, as long as I list each and every column, in the right order:

  INSERT INTO mytable VALUES in_record
  RETURNING cola, colb, colc INTO out_record;

But I can’t do this:

  INSERT INTO mytable VALUES in_record
  RETURNING ROW INTO out_record;

Can we make this happen, Oracle?