Tag: humour

How to tell if someone’s a programmer

“A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping:
– Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. If they have eggs, buy 6.
– O.K., hun.
Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted:
– Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread?
– They had eggs.”


“Applications Developer: Soccer or Tetrinet skills desirable”

“Applications Developer – desirable skills: Soccer or Tetrinet”

Job: Applications Developer
Location: Perth – South
Advertiser: Kwinana Software Company
Classification: I.T. & T > Analyst/Programmer
Description: Highly-regarded development house. Build broad & deep skills in Microsoft, Oracle and industrial technologies. Soccer or Tetrinet skills wouldn’t hurt
Link: http://it.seek.com.au/users/apply/index.ascx?Sequence=13&PageNumber=1&JobID=9618584&cid=jobmail

“We have comfy chairs, grunty machines and twin 22” wide-screens on every desk (with webcams, for Skyping between offices).”